'TENNIS SEASON'

Here we are again folks, it's tennis season.
Time to put the ads out there.
Time to tell the public you are 'Gods Gift' to the sport as 'The Zen Master'.
Time to tell people you are so well qualified it hurts to be you.
Time to offer the public a deal that is 'way too good to pass up'.
Time to tell the public 'hurry, limited places available'.
Time you guys got the car sign magnets out and placed them on the side of the vehicle so even when you are buying a big mac through the drive through, the checkout chick can see that you ARE THE ONE.
Time to put the fence signs up behind the courts so even when Bill and Mary (who hardly even play the game), but who hire a court occasionally can glance up at your art work and say 'Geez, this guy must be good'.
Make sure those fence signs have all of your qualifications on it including your years on court, how many 'stars' you have coached and what your motto is; 'With us here at....... you know your game is in safe hands'.

Just a thought you guys, don't forget to enter a tournament or two this season. I know it's a big thing to ask but remember that the kids who apparently look up to you plus the parents who pay big dollars for your 'expertise' would like some sort of assurance that you can actually hit a ball in the heat of the moment and not just at a witches hat in practice.

Don't go missing on tournament day or pull a hammy.
Practice what you preach.
Yep, once again folks, it's that time of year.
It's EGO time.
Tennis season is here.......